Yomi (33) escort Highland Park

Potiche

I was in the area so I thought I would consider visiting Yomi. I booked a time believing I would receive a massage and a hand job. When I turned up, I was greeted warmly. When it came to exchanging currency, I asked about extras and be warned that a) they are more expensive than on her AW page b) she hasn't a clue what they mean.Once we got that out the way, I had a nice shower and laid on the massage table. Her massage was substandard with very limp attention paid to the upper body. Half way through she abruptly stopped and instructed me to lay on the bed. There things changed, she went very cold and wooden. I wanted to see what made her a "sex bomb", sadly, this bomb failed to go off. When I asked whether she would suck, she refused. Then I asked, whether she would give me a handjob and this was quite careless. I felt that if I didn't stop, I may incur an injury which would be embarrassing. I could see this wasn't working, so I asked whether she could massage my front and then I'd go off my merry way. She became frustrated and almost offended I ask for what she has advertised on her AW page, her response was she only massages when she "feels like it". I could see that nothing more would "cum" of this, so I asked if I could have a shower and take my opportunity to leave. She was not as polite as when I arrived so I quickly made for the car and left.I would exercise an element of caution if you wish to see Yomi, perhaps it was me and not her that was the problem but I felt shortchanged given the conversation we had had prior to my arrival. I think next time I'll stick to my usual haunts.

Sequitur

Ever been had Well, I was, and, three hours later, I'm still seething. This was easily among the worst three punts everI'd seen an ad in the Evening Mail, so called to check things out. "Lisa" sounded really friendly and genuine, and confirmed that she would do DFK & OWO, and that she "always dresses to please." A couple of days later (and the day before this disaster), I 'phoned again to make a booking, to confirm these earlier details, and to agree that she would wear stockings, suspenders and high heels, with either a long dress or a secretary's skirt and blouse on top.It was just a little disconcerting for the door to be answered by someone who did not sound exactly like the person on the 'phone (though she responded to the name Lucy). In addition, she was not dressed and ready. While handing over the cash, I pointed this out, and she left the bedroom to get changed. Meanwhile, I undressed.When this woman returned, not only was she not wearing clothes as agreed, it soon became apparent that she does not do any of the things that I'd been promised. Of course, I pointed out that she had promised these services - twice - on the 'phone, incl. when I'd made the appointment the day before. Then she tells me that it must have been "the other lady" who was, apparently, on an outcall. The WG who I was now stuck with called herself Yomi.The session was miserable. "Yomi" said that she'd give me a good time, even without DFK & OWO; but, of course, it was rubbish. And, of course, there was the age-old problem of making an excuse and leaving (or just haggling) when bollocks be stark naked! Part-way through this short misadventure, I heard another female voice on the 'phone elsewhere in the flat - one which sounded rather like "Lisa". I asked who she was, and was told that it was Yomi's receptionist. The whole thing was cobblers, and one to be put down to experience. Finally, this con-artist has the total nerve to say that she'll do me for "next time" - to which there's only one appropriate response: she's not worth 40 pence, and there won't be a next time.At all costs, fellow punters, avoid this place as if lives depended on it. I do hope that this FR will avoid at least a few guys having the experience that I did: keep clear and stay that way!

Involution

I have seen Yomi on a few different occasions and have never been dissapointed, started with DFK and then on to full service, Yomi provides a real GFE, highly recommended, I will surely visit again.

Neile

Saw Yomi's ad for a few weeks and decided to take the plunge. Couldn't find any reviews so decided to TOFTT. This was a mistake and I will not repeat. My advice keep looking.